RE-INVENT

hello bitches. today is glorious. last day of the exhibit. though i will not say where, how or when, because i've got enough stalkers. everyone is coming in today. moms with their brothers, little kids and babies, aunts and uncles and dogs. tulips and shenanigans. i gave a tour to the co-curator's (aka, man with a lot of money) children this morning, i even gave them cupcakes. "here, i understand that you never see your daddy, here's his name in the catalogue, and here's a cupcake." i am FULL of love. i have opened my arms, put all of my well sharpened knives in drawers and smiled, giggled and danced for your idiosyncracies. DEAR HUMANITY, i love you.

i also love the fact that i have given up on capitalization. it's such a drag. a momentary observation would include recognizing individual's physical "faults" as they were. ie; BUGGY eyes. capitalize THAT for effect. big blue buggy eyes begging to release themselves from the skull that holds them back from their hopes and dreams.
anyways.....i've been keeping a tally of how many times the "gorgeous" flower arrangment is mentioned. we're up to 10 times. but i think that i've lost track somehow. wait, we're up to 11, 12, 13. we had a triple hit.
i'm going to harness something or other in just a moment. LACK OF INSPIRATION. the one and only solution to this has been coffee and love. and gorgeous flowers. i have the coffee, but where is the love? oh yes, it is within me. and flowing out of my eyes and fingernails like lo pan.
